Expletives for Repo Men

Posted on November 19, 2009 by admin

To hide the embarrassment that she was suffering as the repo men from the Furniture Store emptied her home Rosy began to verbally abuse the men who were eagerly stacking her home furnishings in the big van.
Neighbors gathered to watch the repossession men carry the new 50 inch plasma screen television, the washing machine, chest [...]

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Ghost Harass Village

Posted on October 15, 2009 by admin

The streets of a village is quiet most nights by 9:00 p.m. as residents claim that a ghost named Gary wanders and harasses all late night strollers.
 
According to reports every villager decided to be home by 9:00 after hearing tales of what Gary did to the town drunk.
Edgar the town drunk said that he was [...]

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Police! Quick Hide the Rum

Posted on October 15, 2009 by admin

 
After screaming at the top of his lungs in a very effeminate high pitched voice repeatedly that he was not gay, Jaigobin decided to kill himself.
Jaigobin and a group of seven other friends had gathered to drink rum at a popular illegal bar; that had once been shut down because of its lack of proper [...]

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Wife terrorizes husband in home of mistress

Posted on October 15, 2009 by admin

Guided by a friend who lived in the same street, a wife caused a scene at the home of a woman who she had long suspected to be sleeping with her husband.
The woman and her friends are said to have knocked down the door of the woman’s old shack at around 11:45 before running into [...]

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Mouthtar speaks

Posted on October 15, 2009 by admin

 
Man Makes a Scene Over Roti
Some people does really upset me yuh know. Tek Joe for instance, me know that man from way back when and let me tell you this, he aint ah easy fella to live with. Imagine Joe’s wife Sheila mek de mistake ah giving he roti one time too many and [...]

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I Predict Heat Stroke

Posted on October 15, 2009 by admin

 

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At a recent pageant one of the segments was a future wear section, which of course promised to be fun; but because of an emergency I had to leave the Show earlier than I wanted to.  Therefore, I missed a part of the Show  that I really wanted to see. However I inquired [...]

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Yuh Lie Ants Eating De Suga

Posted on October 15, 2009 by admin

A man who was stressed out for days over rumors that his significant other was cheating spent two nights at a local jail after he lost his cool and attacked another man who was singing a soca song.
An old man who saw what happened told us: “everyday he James does come here at my shop [...]

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Husband with Low Sex drive Criticized

Posted on October 15, 2009 by admin

“Which man refuses sex like dat” that was the question asked by most of the men who heard the story of Richard, a man who went to the local police to announce that his wife continues to demand that he has sex with her.
Richard, who from all indications seems quite stressed, said that he has [...]

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Girl Your Granny Never Told You This

Posted on October 15, 2009 by admin

 
 
 
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Only the strong will survive in the current game of love and romance, and it is time that women learn that times have changed; and that this is not the time when your mommy and granny were dating. Therefore, if a woman is set on getting a good man then she will [...]

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Come Back Market Vendors

Posted on October 15, 2009 by admin

Picture taken from news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7711767.stm
If you are a native of most of the Caribbean countries then chances are you may have fond memories of going to a traditional Caribbean market. A quick close of the eyes and drumming out of the most of the senses is just enough to take one back to those visits to [...]

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